Natalie Harp’s Unhinged Letters To Donald Trump Reveal Weird Obsession With The Orange Menace

Donald Trump loves to boast about the love letters he received from North Korea dictator Kim Jong Un, but he should be talking about the letters from his human binky, Natalie Harp.

Social media was already suspicious about Natalie Harp, the young white woman who is always seen flanking Trump lately, and has already garnered plenty of nicknames like the “human binky” and the “human printer” because she allegedly travels everywhere with a portable printer, printing out positive articles and posts about Oranger Mussolini to hand him.

It was long rumored that Harp penned intimate letters to her favorite Commander-in-Chief, and the rumors are true: The Daily Beast shared two of them, revealing her devotion to the Orange Menace and telling him he is all that matters to her.

Bruh.

According to the website, Trump’s executive assistant, who somehow skipped getting the proper security clearance for the job, penned two very creepy and personal letters allegedly during his May 2023 golf trip on his courses in Scotland and Ireland. 

Harp Says She Only Wants To Bring Happiness Into Trump’s Life

In one letter, Harp apologizes to Orange Mussolini because she thought she upset him while they were overseas together. She also explained that she believed that she was the only person left behind at the airport the night before due to her passport, and she freaked out and called Trump while sitting in the back of a van while stuck in Customs without her passport. She added that she should have just called the Secret Service instead.

In the same letter, she also begged Trump for his forgiveness, writing, “please forgive me,” for stepping onto the golf course instead of sitting in the golf cart, and for anything else she might have done wrong.

Harp also called Trump “my Guardian and Protector in this life,” and also wondered if his opinion of her lowered after people began talking about her, noting that she only wants to bring happiness into his life.

In the second letter, she thanked Trump for allowing her to “unplug” while spending time together on the golf course. She added, “We could be out on the Course, with no machines, and even forget what time it was! I didn’t have to be ‘Human Printer.”

Wow.

Melania Trump Is Reportedly Not Feeling Natalie Harp Being Around Trump

The letters were published after reports that Melania Trump, the president’s so-called wife, was not comfortable with Harp’s closeness to her husband and had not been seen at the White House for 30 days.

Like clockwork, and seemingly trying to get ahead of The Daily Beast sharing the letter, Melania Trump finally showed up at the White House yesterday for an event, making it seem like everything is okay.

Natalie Harp has been the talk of the town, most recently after Georgia Senator Jon Ossoff mentioned her during a speech, noting that Trump just wants to fly around her in his floating palace from the Qatari’s instead of doing his job as president.

Social media is having a field day with these letters; you can see those reactions below.